Today is President's Day and in honor of our country and the equal rights we share, I must share some funny, albeit possibly harassing elements that my beautiful husband Kelly has undergone over the years being in the beauty business.
No one would argue with me,
Kelly is a
handsome man, and luckily I have never been a
jealous wife, so the
stories he shares only make me, and the rest of the staff
giggle and even
double over in laughter,
here are a few...
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| Here you go, ladies! |
Kelly is cutting one of his "regular ladies" (this is the term used when a client comes in on a regular basis) and she pops out with, "
I'll pay you extra if you cut my hair with your shirt off." Rather stunned, Kelly did not know what to say, and then she added in explanation, "
My husband is coming in and I want to make him jealous."
While washing another ladies hair at the shampoo bowls his client, with full grip, grabs his butt and remarks, "
I just couldn't help myself!"
And another remark concerning his cologne, "
You smell nummy."
And the number one, inappropriate comment so far from his 27 years "behind the chair," of what we deem interesting, but hilarious comments from our lovely ladies... Kelly asks, "
What length are you thinking about going with your haircut today?" She replies and gestures to that area of her anatomy, "
I think right about to my nipples." With her low cut blouse, he completed the haircut without a hitch for he is always of the utmost professional and has complete composure. I asked him if he asked her, "
if the length she preferred was with her bra on or off?
Oh dear what an interesting and funny business this has been. So far Kelly has filed no sexual harassment suits.
